My mother always told me not to play with my food. Unless, of course, we were eating alphabet soup.

There’s so much emphasis on awards in the ad industry. Not to brag too much, but I came in third place in my fifth grade spelling bee. And I still have the plaque to show for it.

People always ask me if I’m related to the Kohler bathroom fixture company. I say, “every time you flush, I get a nickel.”

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